Always on internet should come with a Government Health Warning.
No, seriously, it should!
I’m sitting here at daft o’ clock in the morning writing this blog post wondering where the time went to.
My wife is away for a couple of nights, the kids went to bed almost eight hours ago and are sound asleep, and I should be too… but I’m not.
Why? Because we have always on internet, that’s why. I’m not going to call it broadband… because to do so would give it delusions of grandeur, but it is, demonstrably, always on.
And that means I’m always on. On the laptop, on the netbook, on the WiFi enabled mobile.
…must sleep. Kids will wake up early regardless and I won’t be able to cope if I don’t get four or five hours in. Will finish up tomorrow
Right… morning all!
Woken up at 7:30 by the little one. Don’t even want to reflect on how little sleep I’ve actually had. Looks like I’m running on caffeine today folks!
Now… where was I… oh yes, always on internet.
It’s like heroin… only worse, because while getting your fix online might make you look a bit geeky, it doesn’t have the same stigma attached to it as hard narcotics. At least not yet. But it is addictive, and if it’s suddenly taken away you do go into a kind of withdrawal.
But wait, you cry, while it might be an insidious habit, unlike a drug addiction it won’t lead you down a spiral of deceit and criminal activity to get your next virtual-hit, will it? I’m not so sure. Hands up how many people out there have casually hooked up to a conveniently unsecured wireless network “just to check e-mail”, or a profile page, or twitter or whatever?
It’s a slippery slope.
So, I’m thinking of starting a new group — perhaps on facebook (lol) — welcome to Internet Addicts Anonymous (IAA). To kick things off, I’ll go first:
My name is Calvin Jones and I’m a always-on-internet-oholic.
Admitting it is the hardest part — go on, try it for yourself in the comments below, it’s cathartic. I feel better already :-).