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Delia Smith

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“Oh no, that programme’s terrible,” uttered one of the twins as we settled down in front of the fire for an evening of family telly. On screen, Rachel Allen, doyenne of Irish culinary television, was strutting her Nigela-esque stuff, showing the nation how to blind bake the quintessentially perfect pastry case.

Curious, I asked what my daughter found so bad about the programme. “Well, it makes you so hungry,” came the reply. I guess you can’t argue with that; the new series is all about baking.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and baking, it has to be said, is very close to my heart. Eating it that is, not actually doing it. I’m lucky, because I happen to be married to an excellent baker, and it’s winter. Winter means the oven on the range is always hot, and there’s usually something yummy on offer in the kitchen.

So you’d think Rachel Allen’s new series would appeal to me… and it does on one level. It’s a good, wholesome programme that we can enjoy at a decent hour with the children, and yes, some of the recipes look mouthwatering. Television that passes on practical information, and real skills that you can use is to be applauded.

But there’s another aspect to the programme that tarnishes its superficial appeal. It’s a problem that afflicts many such programmes – Nigela Lawson’s are a prime example, as was the last series of iconic celebrity cook Delia Smith, and in other genres things like “Location, location, location”. It’s the gradual erosion of content to make way for the presenters’ expanding egos.

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The Late Late Toy Show
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Pat Kenny, presenter (1999-present).

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Certain events punctuate every year, acting as temporal milestones that hammer home just how quickly time is passing us by. Birthday’s are the obvious ones – when we really can’t escape the fact that we’re adding yet another year to the clock, but there are plenty more of them.

One rolled around again last Friday night, when RTÉ broadcast the annual extravaganza that every child in Ireland waits for with bated breath as the nights close in and temperatures plummet. Yes it was time for a cosy evening in with Pat Kenny and the Late Late Toy Show. Time flies when you’re having fun, they say… so I knew this was going to be a long, long night.

We decided we’d let the girls stay up, despite the fact that The Late Late Toy Show really lives up to its name. For something designed to appeal predominantly to kids, it’s on ludicrously late, but watching the rerun on Sunday morning simply doesn’t cut it. The girls normally go to bed around eight, so by the time the signature theme tune rang out and a festively dressed Pat Kenny arrived on screen the twins were stifling yawns, and the little one was actively fighting sleep.

Pat Kenny was his usual engaging, lucid and insightful self – so within about five minutes I found myself actively fighting sleep too. The toy show is a bit different to Pat’s regular Friday night gig. For a start, when the list of interviewees consists of four- to eight-year-olds, Sarah Ferguson and a member of West Life he at least has a fighting chance of holding his own. And he managed it too… until a quick witted seven year old with a remote control walked on and got the better of him.

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DSCN8281 Last week we finally got around to insulating the attic in our old schoolhouse. Long overdue… I know, but it was a mammoth task (you should see our attic, it’s beyond mental), and there always seemed to be something more pressing to attend to.

The first thing I notices when I climbed into the attic space was a HUGE pile of twigs, moss, newspaper dried cow dung and sundry other bits and pieces piled up next to the gable end. At first I couldn’t work out what it was. Then it dawned on me: it was a jackdaw’s nest.

(Photo: nine 40kg coal bags crammed full of twigs and other jackdaw related material that came out of our attic last week)

I’d seen the jackdaws coming and going all summer, but nothing could have prepared me for the volume of nesting material they’d managed to accumulate.bring through the narrow opening in the gable end. It was mini-mountain of nesting material. I filled nine 40kg col bags with it in total.

I’m loath to do it, but I think I’m going to have to block up the hole with mesh that’s too small for the Jackdaws to get through, but still big enough to let the bats in and out. I’m all for living in harmony with nature – but you have to draw the line somewhere….

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